Lifes Obversations..

I will try not to make this post TOO long. But I feel the need to explain it in detail somewhat...
Here's the deal. I walk to work and back 5 times a week, I have to cross a fairly busy junction with traffic lights, so that is ten times a week all in all.
I USED to press the button and wait for the green man to appear... Sometimes this would take an age..
After a while I "learnt" the sequence of the traffic lights. It was a sequence of four, one for each road in the junction.
Now, by experience I know when one light goes to red which one will be green next and decide whether to cross in sufficient time.No problem, saving time waiting for the green man to flash!!!!
Today, went to cross, lot of cars from the left, waited for them to clear.
There was a van high up the road to my left. Nothing to my right. The lights had gone red so I knew I had 10/15 seconds to cross safely.
Unfortunately some FU*&£$G idiot had sped down the hill to my right ignoring the fact the lights were already at red!
I had checked the van was stopping and stepped out..........
Shit!
A car to my right slammed on its brakes and missed me by all of six inches.
After the driver realised they had not killed me the driver sped off, through a red light!!!!
In hindsight, I reckon if I had stepped of the kerb ONE SECOND earlier given the speed the car was travelling I am in no doubt at all I would not be here typing this..............
Regards,Steve

I can buy a box set of Rocky films for £12!!!!!!!!!
I just saw Rocky 2 on the tv, Fooking loved it ,GOOGLED it and 6 yes SIX DVD box-set £12.99 at HMV, £40 play.com................
No money till Monday
If the offer ends I will go fucking mental!!!!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Just watched a programme on Chanel 5. "True C.S.I"
They used real footage combined with "cut-scenes" from real footage frome the actual crime scene..............This is not rocket science.............. For the cut-scenes to tie in//// If the suspect is 40 years old with dark hair DO NOT get an actor aged about 30 years old with fucking BLONDE hair portray him!!!!!
THEN get a police officer aged 40 ish with ginger hair and ginger moustache be replaced by I think the same Actor as mentiond before with false body hair LOAD OF SHIT!!!!!!!

If you have decided to fix a wedding date with 3 months notice..............
please DO NOT talk about it ALL DAY long EVERY DAY!!!
ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My son moved onto the University campus today.......... BUT!!!!! On the way guess who took a wrong turn???? No prizes being given Imagine you were casually doing your shopping in Canterbury on a well busy Saturday afternoon and some idiot was driving through the cobbled/pedestrianised/no cars allowed bit at 1 mile an hour and everyone having to move out of their way!!!! Would you be cursing them??? I would!!!! Well if anyone was there and witnessed it I am TRULY SORRY!!!!! If anyone knows Canterbury city centre I actually drove past the front gates of the Cathedral lolol!!!! I tried to take a turn off I spotted but the road narrowed to about four foot and I had to REVERSE BACK ONTO THE MAIN "WALKWAY". Jeez , how sweaty and red faced did I get??? Errrrrrrrmmm very!!!!
Regards steve

Why do people that fooking moan about being stuck in a queue and having to wait always take the longest time to get served????? And also, this is the scenario,,,,,,,, busiest time in the Bank, how come there is always some fooker weighing in their coins???????????????
Beats me, Rant over...................

Disabled Bays in car parks............
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
The car park in my town has on the ground floor aside from about 6 bays all disabled spaces, fair enough I hear you cry BUT..... I have 2 small kids with me, 2nd 3rd level? Bullshit, Drive past 35 empty spaces everytime I go in......
The Disabled have a BADGE,they can park on double yellow lines AND THEY DO!!!!!!
OK RANT OVER.............
Steve

RIGHT!!!!........ Fooking (can I swear??? It is my Blog afterall!)
OK...... Fucking mobilityscooters or whatever you wanna call them.... pain in the fucking Arse.
Do they pay Road tax? (costs me over £100 every 6 Months for my car) If they do............... Drive on the fucking road and keep well to the left and stay to the left and keep the fuck out of my way! !!!!!!!!!
If they do not....
Buy a fucking car and have done with it.
Regards,Steve...
KEEP RANTING!!!!!!

Why do people that are balding/bald on the top decide to have a fooking ponytail???????????
Or guys in their 50s with ear-rings................. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!¬!!!!!

My first "proper" rant.............
Ahem I mean life observation
Under pressure I need nicotine, (not a good start!!)
When you are in a rush in a town centre you become behind an "Old Dear" that zig-zags across the pavement at ONE mile an hour??
Seeing as I am on a roll how come the idiots from 3 villages all meet in the narrowest aisle in whatever supermarket you visit???? Or in the middle of the doorway....